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	<title>Marko Nikolic &#124; Just a guy chasing his dreams....</title>
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	<description>We've all heard the words "Livin' the Dream", I'm making it a reality.  I will be sharing my tips &#038; tricks on Affiliate Marketing, SEO &#038; PPC.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 15:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>How Web Analytics Can Improve Your Affiliate Marketing Business</title>
		<link>http://marko.gnosticdesigns.com/2008/05/14/how-web-analytics-can-improve-your-affiliate-marketing-business/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 15:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marko</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Affiliate Marketing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This guest post is written by Emilia from AffiliateTips.com. AffiliateTips is a resource for anyone who is interested in getting started with affiliate programs or read reviews of programs in all the top paying niches like casino affiliate programs. 
How Web Analytics Can Improve Your Affiliate  Marketing Business
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>This guest post is written by Emilia from AffiliateTips.com. AffiliateTips is a resource for anyone who is interested in getting started with <a href="http://www.affiliatetips.com/">affiliate programs</a> or read reviews of programs in all the top paying niches like <a href="http://www.affiliatetips.com/casino-affiliate-program.html">casino affiliate programs. </a></em></p>
<p class="style1">How Web Analytics Can Improve Your Affiliate  Marketing Business</p>
<p>If you have an affiliate marketing business, you are  probably accustomed to using your sales reports to track your success. While  this type of report is important, you may be overlooking one of the most  important tools for improving your affiliate marketing results. Web analytics  is a high-powered information tool that offers detailed data about your  website, your customers and your marketing efforts.</p>
<p>How exactly can web analytics improve your affiliate marketing business? By  understanding user behavior, you can use this data to adjust your affiliate  marketing strategy. If, for example, you notice that one page of your website  is far more popular than others, you might consider creating content that is  similar or highly related to that page. While it may take some time to truly  understand your analytics reports, the time spent will be well worth it in the  long run.</p>
<p><span class="style2">Consider How Many People Visit Your Website</span></p>
<p>According to many affiliate marketing experts, website traffic is essential to  effectively promote products and make sales. Web analytics offers detailed  information about your site traffic, from the number of visitors per day to how  many pages users view per session.</p>
<p>Start by carefully tracking this information in order to understand exactly how  people are utilizing your website. Look for trends, such as traffic spikes on  certain days of the week. If you do notice a consistent trend in your traffic  reports, use this information to help promote your site. For example, if your  website tends to generate more traffic on Mondays, be sure to highlight your  best affiliate offer in prominent location on that particular day.</p>
<p><span class="style2">Assess Incoming Links</span></p>
<p>One of the best ways to optimize your website for search engines is to get a  lot of incoming links from other high quality sites in your industry. When you  look at your web analytics, spend some time noting how many other sites are  linking to yours and how much traffic enters your site via these links. If  there are relatively few sites linking to yours, invest some time and energy  into a link building campaign. If you have many incoming links from low-quality  websites, create a greater link balance and spend time cultivating  relationships with some of the top-ranked sites in your field.</p>
<p><span class="style2">Analyze Landing Pages</span></p>
<p>The landing page is the first page your viewers see on your site. While people  often think of the home page as the primary landing page, it is important to  realize that almost any page on your site can become a landing page. If viewers  find your site via an online search, chances are that they will land on a  specific content sub-page of your site.</p>
<p>As you look at your web analytics, determine which pages serve as the most  popular landing pages on your site. Next, optimize those pages carefully by  including links to related information or products at the bottom of every page.</p>
<p>Web analytics can be an important tool to improve your affiliate marketing  business, but only if you understand the data and know how to act upon it  effectively. Start tracking your website data today and establish a basis on  which to compare future data. In addition to making improvements to your  marketing strategy, web analytics also provides a useful way to measure your  progress and keep track of your affiliate success.</p>
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		<title>Affiliate Marketing and MeetUp.com</title>
		<link>http://marko.gnosticdesigns.com/2008/05/13/affiliate-marketing-and-meetupcom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 15:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marko</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, the hammer from MeetUp.com has come down.  In a recent letter from them here is what they said:
 Hello,
Your Meetups recently came to our attention. Upon review, we&#8217;ve found them to be primarily for the purpose of promoting a service, advertising merchandise, or otherwise highlighting a commercial offer, which is against our Terms of Service.
As [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, the hammer from MeetUp.com has come down.  In a recent letter from them here is what they said:</p>
<blockquote><p> Hello,</p>
<p>Your Meetups recently came to our attention. Upon review, we&#8217;ve found them to be primarily for the purpose of promoting a service, advertising merchandise, or otherwise highlighting a commercial offer, which is against our Terms of Service.</p>
<p>As a result of our inquiry into this matter, we will be closing your Meetups within the next 24-48 hours, refunding your subscription and closing your account.</p>
<p>We thank you for your interest in Meetup and apologize that we are not able to serve your needs at this time.</p>
<p>Sincerely,<br />
Meetup.com</p></blockquote>
<p>I was shocked to see that they are refunding my subscription but I&#8217;m not complaining about it.</p>
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		<title>How I am using Affiliate Marketing to pay back my College Tuition</title>
		<link>http://marko.gnosticdesigns.com/2008/04/22/how-i-am-using-affiliate-marketing-to-pay-back-my-college-tuition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marko</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Affiliate Marketing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This revenue comes from only two of my websites and the traffic is not paid for, so no PPC here.  I am using mainly SEO and clever marketing tactics to achieve this.  I spend no money marketing these websites.  These are only two sources of my online income but its enough to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This revenue comes from only two of my websites and the traffic is not paid for, so no PPC here.  I am using mainly SEO and clever marketing tactics to achieve this.  I spend no money marketing these websites.  These are only two sources of my online income but its enough to cover my college tuition payment of $351.32.</p>
<p>Commission Junction Earnings:</p>
<p><a href="http://marko.gnosticdesigns.com/wp-content/myimages/2008/04/cj.gif" title="March CJ Earnings"><img src="http://marko.gnosticdesigns.com/wp-content/myimages/2008/04/cj.thumbnail.gif" alt="March CJ Earnings" /></a></p>
<p>Azoogle Earnings:</p>
<p><a href="http://marko.gnosticdesigns.com/wp-content/myimages/2008/05/az.jpg" title="az.jpg"><img src="http://marko.gnosticdesigns.com/wp-content/myimages/2008/05/az.thumbnail.jpg" alt="az.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>Again, these are only 2 sources of income but its enough to cover my college tuition.  Muahah!</p>
<p>Now go out and build some sites!</p>
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		<title>Learning Patience - Not as easy as I thought&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://marko.gnosticdesigns.com/2008/04/18/learning-patience-not-as-easy-as-i-thought/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marko</dc:creator>
		
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More times then I&#8217;d like to remember I have been very inpatient in life! Numerous times I have rushed getting things done and have missed small details, I have made decisions way too fast without completely thinking them through and I have rushed myself to reaching goals without fully enjoying the journey, assuming I reached [...]]]></description>
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<p>More times then I&#8217;d like to remember I have been very inpatient in life! Numerous times I have rushed getting things done and have missed small details, I have made decisions way too fast without completely thinking them through and I have rushed myself to reaching goals without fully enjoying the journey, assuming I reached them at all. This post is all about how you might be chasing your dream, and stopping yourself from reaching it all at the same time!<u1:p></u1:p><o:p></o:p></p>
<p>Like Aristotle said, &#8220;patience is a virtue&#8221;, but why?<u1:p></u1:p><o:p></o:p></p>
<p>I firmly believe that we all have an energy within us that cannot be seen or touched. It is something we give off to the universe and depending on how we view ourselves is ultimately how others see and treat us. If you give off the energy that you are positive, optimistic and confident then that is exactly what you get back. So where does patience play a part?   Patience, at the root level is what determines how needy you are of any one thing.<span>  </span>It can be anything from patience for success or patience for love.<span>  </span>If you pursue success and have to have it or else you won’t be happy, you most likely won’t reach it, simply because the energy you are putting out is negative.<span>  </span>You are putting out into the universe that you are not happy now but if you have this, this and this, you will be happy.<span>  </span>That’s not how it works!<span>  </span></p>
<p>The most important tip I can give you is this…<span>  </span>Think.<span>  </span>Think about your thoughts.<span>  </span>Your thoughts control everything, your actions, emotions and happiness.<span>  </span>If you start thinking of something negative or start doubting something, interrupt the thought and change it with something positive.<span>  </span>Condition yourself to think about thinking.<span>  </span>After some times passes you will not need to remind yourself anymore and your negative thoughts will slowly disappear and you will emerge a better and happier person.</p>
<p>So if you want to be patient, think, don’t act.<span>  </span>Patience illustrates self control. <span> </span>Control your thoughts and you will control everything else in your life no matter it be success, love or anything else!<span>  </span></p>
<p>Goodluck and remember, be patient, this will take time!<span>  </span>Enjoy the journey.</p>
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		<title>It Pays to be Persistent, Literally.</title>
		<link>http://marko.gnosticdesigns.com/2008/03/05/it-pays-to-be-persistent-literally/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marko</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I own multiple sites, most of which I started years ago and have been growing since day one.  Five year ago I didn&#8217;t know how to build a site, Four years ago I didnt know CSS, Three years ago I knew nothing about quality content, Two years ago I had no clue what SEO [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I own multiple sites, most of which I started years ago and have been growing since day one.  Five year ago I didn&#8217;t know how to build a site, Four years ago I didnt know CSS, Three years ago I knew nothing about quality content, Two years ago I had no clue what SEO was, One year ago I only made about $150-$200/month with Affiliate marketing.   The point is, I learned by being persistent and keeping my eyes on the prize.</p>
<p>Be persistent, work hard and let no one hold you back - These are words I live by &amp; work by.  If you can&#8217;t tell yet, I&#8217;m trying to get you motivated!  Stop reading this blog and start living YOUR dream!</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re like me and like to read books that motivate you, try <a href="http://www.hayhouse.com/details.php?id=2763">Quantum Success</a>, it has literally changed my life.  And no, that is not an affiliate link so I can make a quick buck off of you, I personally have read that book a few times and love it.</p>
<p>Have a wonderful day!<br />
Marko Nikolic</p>
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		<title>Why I LOVE .Edu Backlinks</title>
		<link>http://marko.gnosticdesigns.com/2008/02/28/why-i-love-edu-backlinks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marko</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Link Development]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re looking to gain organic traffic you probably already know how important back links are, but what you might not be aware of, is the power of .edu back links.  Simply put, 1 .edu back link with no Page Rank is easily equivalent to 50 back links with PR1 or 2.  If you want [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re looking to gain organic traffic you probably already know how important back links are, but what you might not be aware of, is the power of .edu back links.  Simply put, 1 .edu back link with no Page Rank is easily equivalent to 50 back links with PR1 or 2.  If you want to rank for a heavily competitive keyword try building some .edu back links and see how drastically it changes your rankings.</p>
<p><strong>I have seen .edu back links bump sites as much as 20 spots within days of the link going live.</strong></p>
<p>Building .edu links is not easy.  Often times you will find blogs on .edu domains and can leave comments in them, but in most cases they are assigned a &#8220;no follow&#8221; attribute so you&#8217;re link gets no juice! Check out the forums or Google around for creative ways to build these links and find out for yourself the power of them.  Better yet, if you&#8217;re in college or know someone that is, hit them up and see if they have a site or blog on one of these domains.  Most colleges provide students with websites, so check with your college!</p>
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		<title>Want Stumbles? Try StumbleUdon!</title>
		<link>http://marko.gnosticdesigns.com/2008/02/15/want-stumbles-try-stumbleudon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 22:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marko</dc:creator>
		
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Heres how it works&#8230;  You get 5 credits a day, 1 credit = 1 stumble.  You enter in your user name and password and give them access to your StumbleUpon account, what this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you tired of posting threads on DP begging people to Stumble you?  Stop wasting your time and sign up with <a href="http://stumbleudon.com/signup.php?r=318&amp;c=af8nepjhji47b614694c">StumbleUdon</a> today!</p>
<p>Heres how it works&#8230;  You get 5 credits a day, 1 credit = 1 stumble.  You enter in your user name and password and give them access to your StumbleUpon account, what this does is allow them to stumble others with your account.  You can buy <a href="http://stumbleudon.com/signup.php?r=318&amp;c=af8nepjhji47b614694c">100 Stumbles for $10</a> which is a great price.  Sign up only takes a minute and you can get 5 Stumbles right now!</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve found that 40-50 stumbles can get me to the front page for certain keywords, and with this service I have been able to achieve this with ease.  I have had over 1000 hits a day from StumbleUpon and this wasnt a one hitter quitter, this went on for weeks.  If you want to keep your stumbles on top, use StumbleUdon and make your life easier.</p>
<p>Social Media Marketing can be great if leveraged well.  Having the tools is one thing and knowing how to apply them is a complete other.  Most people will tell you that Social Media traffic doesn&#8217;t monetize, and in most cases they are correct but think about the exposure from an SEO stand point and what value that can bring.  I&#8217;ve seen an increase in inbound links from StumbleUpon more so then conversion but links = ranking and ranking = conversions.</p>
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		<title>Update on my Affiliate Sites.</title>
		<link>http://marko.gnosticdesigns.com/2008/02/12/update-on-my-affiliate-sites/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marko</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve spent the last month revamping an old supplement site and it has paid off big time!  I was able to make over $200 on the site in the month of January and February looks even better.  I&#8217;ve been designing and testing landing pages for various affiliate programs, setting up numerous PPC Campaigns and making [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve spent the last month revamping an old supplement site and it has paid off big time!  I was able to make over $200 on the site in the month of January and February looks even better.  I&#8217;ve been designing and testing landing pages for various affiliate programs, setting up numerous PPC Campaigns and making revisions daily.  I think the biggest tip I can give anyone getting into Affiliate Marketing is to TEST ads, landing pages, ad content and ad titles.  I have found that often times the difference between a 4% conversion rate and a 0.5% conversion rate is an Ad title or description.</p>
<p>Well thats it for me!  Work hard, stay focused and reach those goals!</p>
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		<title>Girlfriend 7.0 - Funny Email!</title>
		<link>http://marko.gnosticdesigns.com/2008/02/06/girlfriend-70-funny-email/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marko</dc:creator>
		
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Dear Tech  Support,
Last  year I upgraded from Girlfriend  7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new  program began unexpected child processing that took [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I couldn&#8217;t resist the temptation to post this.  If you want to see more of these emails let me know and I&#8217;ll start posting them up.</p>
<p>Dear Tech  Support,</p>
<p>Last  year I upgraded from <strong>Girlfriend  7.0</strong> to <strong>Wife 1.0.</strong> I soon noticed that the new  program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and  valuable resources.</p>
<p>In addition, <strong>Wife 1.0</strong>  installed itself into all other  programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as <strong>Poker Night  10.3</strong>,  <strong>Football 5.0</strong>,  Going  to the <strong>Pub 7.5</strong>, and <strong>Softball 3.6</strong></p>
<p>I can&#8217;t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while  attempting to run my other favorite applications. I&#8217;m thinking about going  back to <strong>Girlfriend 7.0</strong>,  but the uninstall doesn&#8217;t work on <strong>Wife  1.0</strong>.</p>
<p>Please  help!</p>
<p>Thanks,<br />
Troubled User&#8230;..</p>
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<p>REPLY:</p>
<p>Dear Troubled  User:</p>
<p>This  is a very common problem that men often complain about.</p>
<p>Many people upgrade  from <strong>Girlfriend  7.0</strong> to <strong>Wife 1.0</strong>, thinking that it is just a  Utilities and Entertainment program. <strong>Wife  1.0</strong> is an OPERATING SYSTEM  and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to  delete <strong>Wife 1.0</strong> and to return to  <strong>Girlfriend 7.0</strong>. It  is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once  installed.</p>
<p>You cannot go back to <strong>Girlfriend 7.0</strong>  because <strong>Wife  1.0</strong> is designed to not allow this. Look in your <strong>Wife 1.0</strong> manual under Warnings:  Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep <strong>Wife 1.0</strong> and work on improving the  situation. I suggest installing the background application <strong>Yes Dear 2.7</strong>  to alleviate your program problems.</p>
<p>The best course  of action is to enter the command <strong>C:\APOLOGIZE!</strong>  Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE  command before the system will return to normal anyway.</p>
<p><strong>Wife 1.0</strong> is a great program, but it tends to  be very high maintenance! <strong>Wife 1.0</strong> does come with several support  programs, such as <strong>Clean and Sweep  3.0</strong>, <strong>Cook It 1.5</strong>, and  <strong>Do  Bills 4.2</strong></p>
<p>However, be very careful how you use these  programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the  program <strong>Nag Nag  9.5</strong>. Once this happens, the only way to  improve the performance of <strong>Wife 1.0</strong> is to purchase additional software. I  recommend <strong>Flowers  2.1</strong> and <strong>Diamonds 5.0</strong></p>
<p>WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any  circumstances, install <strong>Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3</strong> . This  application is not supported by <strong>Wife 1.0</strong> and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!</p>
<p>Best of luck,<br />
Tech Support</p>
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